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1. Flipping through the booklet It s long Copyright 2011 by Drama Ministry THE GARAGE SALE vI Drama Ministry POINT CLICK ACTION THE GARAGE SALE by Rikki Schwartz SELLER Yeah that s why it takes a while to get the hang of it But I kept reading and practicing and finally one day I moved a bag of groceries from my car onto the kitchen counter Chuckles Scared the Skittles out of my wife From that point on my family and I became devoted Teleporters Porters for short SHOPPER You re tele nuts SELLER And that s why you don t see it on the news or in catalogs because we know that everyone else would think that Porters are delusional or worse So we keep pretty much to ourselves except for the occasional Porters picnic or National Porters Convention Oh and my kids go to a Porters Camp in Seattle SHOPPER So you ve been teleporting all these years and haven t told a single non tele SELLER Aporterist and no you re pretty much the first SHOPPER But if what you say is true you could have changed the course of history saved millions of lives not to mention hours and dollars In short you could have reduced human suffering exponentially Don t you feel some sort of responsibility to share the news of this thing for Pete sssake SELLER Look don t judge me I m only one person I am a decent responsible Porter and I m doing what I think is righ2. advanced thatit obliterates every thing we currently know about quantum physics at a yard sale SELLER My wife prefers to refer to this as a garage sale but yes SHOPPER Alongside the Garden Weasel and the Barbie Dolls SELLER Hey Points That Twist n Turn Barbie is avcollector s item SHOPPER Yes but Twist n Turn Barbie can t oh I don t know eliminate the need for planes trains and automobiles thereby profoundly reducing the world s dependence on oil and with it the associated wars not to mention air water pollution and global warming Twist n Turn Barbie can t eliminate the tens of thousands of traffic related deaths per year Twist n Turn Barbie can t re allocate the billions of dollars currently spent on roads and bridges to health care and poverty So excuse me if I think you are full a photons Copyright 2011 by Drama Ministry THE GARAGE SALE AS Drama Ministry POINT CLICK ACTION THE GARAGE SALE by Rikki Schwartz SELLER More fatigued defensive than enthused Look all can tell you is that my family and I have been using the thing for years that it is as amazing and wonderful as it sounds and that it has changed our lives forever SHOPPER Then why are you selling it Are you tired of amazing and wonderful SELLER That s an extra Beat Look it will change your life but it s up to you SHOPPER Why haven t I seen these in the news Even more astonishing come
3. do not extend to video radio www beldenworshipresources com television or film Drama Ministry POINT CLICK ACTION THE GARAGE SALE by Rikki Schwartz Lights up SELLER Sitting behind table with cash box on it reading a book SHOPPER Enters and begins to sort through items on display at garage sale laughs when s he picks up an item My Mom had one of these SELLER Looks over at the item So did mine that s it Smiles Goes back to reading SHOPPER You got lucky with the weather It rained all day the day we had our garage sale It was miserable SELLER I m just glad it s not too hot SHOPPER Comes upoma clock radio How much for the clock radio SELLER 75 cents SHOPPER Will you take fifty SELLER Sure SHOPPER Comes upon a picture frame How much for this picture frame SELLER 50 cents SHOPPER Will you take 25 SELLER Yeah SHOPPER Picks up framevand movesyonto a large box of paperbacks How much for the paper backs SELLER 25 cents each SHOPPER Will you take 20 SELLER Sighs Why not SHOPPER Sorts through them for a fewseconds and grabs a couple to purchase Who s the Grish am fan SELLER Our daughter SHOPPER Chuckles Ours too Scans the area Speaking of which I was really looking for small kitchen appliances she s starting college in the fall Do you have any SELLER Sorry no Copyright 2011 by Drama Ministry THE GARAGE SA
4. Drama Minis POINT CLICK ACTION GENRE Comedy TIME Over5 minutes SYNOPSIS A shopper finds the great CAST BREAKDOWN 2 est invention of all time at a garage TOPIC Evangelism sale SCRIPTURE REFERENCE Matthew 28 19 20 DIRECTOR S TIP No need to make the i CHURCH YEAR SEASON Any roles into caricatures keep the tone of the piece as natural as possible SUGGESTED USE Service focusing on The Great Commission for maximum effect CHARACTERS SELLER Male SHOPPER Male or Female PROPS Garage sale items including clock radio picture frame paper back books and Barbie Doll on display COSTUMES Very casual SOUND 2 wireless mics LIGHTING General stage SETTING Garage Yard Sale Drama Ministry service DramaMinistry com www DramaMinistry com Publisher Regi Stone ISSN 1084 5917 Executive Editor Kimberlee Crisafulli Assistant Editor Scott Crain Copyright 2011 by Drama Ministry Material is intended for use by the subscriber in the subscriber s local church With the exception of Drama Ministry is a division of scripts no issue may be reproduced by any means As a subscriber you may make as many copies of scripts as needed in your church only F You may perform the sketch as often as you wish at no additional cost Scripts and performance rights arenot transferable between churches Belden Worship Resources and cannot be resold You may not use the sketch for any commercial or fundraising purpose and usage rights
5. LE N Drama Ministry POINT CLICK ACTION THE GARAGE SALE by Rikki Schwartz SHOPPER No problem Ill just take these Starts to walk over to SELLER to pay for the stuff but sees something on a table and stops to pick it up What s this Tums it over and reads the bottom G O O Speaks each letter individually goo SELLER Looks over at what SHOPPER is holding up nonchalantly No G O D It s a Geopho tonic Object Displacer Digging through cash box I hope you ve got singles for that stuff cuz the last guy paid for a turkey baster with a 50 dollar bill SHOPPER What s it for SELLER I don t know bastes turkeys I assume SHOPPER No this thing SELLER Oh It s a Transporter SHOPPER A what SELLER A Transporter SHOPPER What s a Transporter SELLER Busy retrieving and opening a bag for the items SHOPPER is about to purchase while he talks It uses light photons combined with neurotransmitters in your brain to transport things or people from one place to another SHOPPER You mean like Beam me up Scottie SELLER Sort of yes SHOPPER Jongue in cheek Do you have the phaser and cloaking device to go with it SELLER Smiles politely Fraid not SHOPPER Studying it Where d you get it a Star Trek Convention or something SELLER No SHOPPER It s actually pretty cool My nephew loves Sci Fi Ill get it for him SELLER It s not really a toy SHOPPER Slig
6. htly condescending Don t worry I know how you Trekkies are about your Sci Fi memorabilia TIl tell him to be careful with it SELLER No I mean it s really not a toy It s real It s a real transporter You d have to supervise your nephew if Copyright 2011 by Drama Ministry THE GARAGE SALE Ww Drama Ministry POINT CLICK ACTION THE GARAGE SALE by Rikki Schwartz SHOPPER Clearly Unbelieving Excuse me SELLER Sighs Never mind Will that be it for you SHOPPER You re not trying to say that this thing moves SELLER Correcting SHOPPER teleports SHOPPER Unimpressed Sorry teleports stuff from one place to another Through space Invisibly SELLER Actually yes but as long as you don t put batteries in it your nephew will be safe SHOPPER Mocking Batteries of course I bet it goes through batteries like crazy par ticularly if you re like beaming something really bulky SELLER Actually 4 double As will give you about 50 transports give or take Size of the object doesn t matter but great distances and organic matter do seem to drain the batteries a little more SHOPPER Dryly Goes without saying SELLER Tired of SHOPPER s sarcasm Look I m not forcing the thing on you Take it if you want it don t if you don t SHOPPER Look I m not trying tobe rude But you re not going to stand there and tell me that you re selling a device so technologically
7. t for me and my family If you want to buy the dog gone thing and change the world go right ahead SHOPPER Examines it further Considers it How much do you want for it SELLER A dollar SHOPPER Will you take 50 cents Rim shot optional _ ae Lights down Copyright 2011 Rikki Schwartz published by Drama Ministry PO Box 40387 Nashville TN 37204 Phone 1 866 859 7622 Fax 1 615 463 9139 E mail service DramaMinistry com Material is intended for use by the subscriber in the subscribers local church With the exception of scripts no issue of Drama Ministry may be repro duced by any means As a subscriber you may make as many copies of scripts as needed for your church only You may perform the sketch as often as you wish at no additional cost Scripts and performance rights are not transferable between churches and cannot be resold You may not use the sketch for any commercial or fundraising purpose and usage rights do not extend to video radio television or film outside your church Copyright 2011 by Drama Ministry THE GARAGE SALE 02
8. to think of it Or a Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog SELLER Sighs They ve been in the news believe me The G O D has been around for ages but everyone thought it was too good to be true so they accused the distributors of using slight of hand or specialeffects in their advertising Eventually there were class action suits criminal trials mass imprisonments it got pretty messy And even though nobody could prove that the CEO had done anything criminal he was even tually executed by the government Needless to say the company folded but these things have been quietly moving underground ever since SHOPPER Unconvinced So how did you get one SELLER Aggravated Do you really want to know or are you just SHOPPER No I m curious SELLER My brother brought me back a few units from overseas and told me that it had changed his life And yes I thought he was drunk at first especially because it didn t work when I tried it buthe encouraged me to keep reading the Bible and since it relies on neurotransmitters in your brain to really REALLY concentrate and believe it would work SHOPPER Keep reading the what SELLER Sorry the User s Manual Pointing It s right there SHOPPER SHOPPER is reading off cover of booklet Basic Instructions SELLER Before Launching Equipment B I B L E Bible Pronounced bibble for short Believe me nobody could figure out the G O D without the bibble SHOPPER
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