2) Exhibit A -- The "Rookie Midterm,"
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1. Write out another formation of Script Ohio Be sure to include all 192 or 224 for a double version members and explain what pre game or post game show this would be used for Define and explain WB and what it means in your life2. virgin brown noise snookie special place Aahsome syphilis cumblood bale of hay flash mob Elvis Give em Hell to be late Jerry Sandusky twat face Please draw the female reproductive organs with arrows detailing what each part is used for Be as clear as possible Draw your favorite halftime formation we have done this year Make sure you include all 192 dots in this formation to make it as accurate as possible Create and draw a Sex position for fat people Use detailed images including facial expressions words sound effects descriptions etc There should be steps to the process as if teaching someone your sex position Fill in the Definition or Create an example sentence 69 I 69 ed with this chick TWICE last night Then she 69 ed her roommate Katie Dirty Sanchez he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again Cooter the holiest of holies the place all men aspire to be Often paired with large flappy labia known as Beef Curtains The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide ce ce Cleveland Steamer I was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face so I gave her a cleveland steamer after she fell asleep and ditched Piston Fisting A double fisting that incorporates both anal and vaginal penetration Fists are then pumped in and out in manner similar to that of pistons in a engine ce cc Fella
3. its name True or False The band has performed a triple script True or False Capes were once a part of the OSUMB uniform In what year was Hang On Sloopy first performed Write out the tryout drill Calculate in days hours minutes and seconds all separately the countdown to the M ch gan game Questions about f row not your row If you were chosen to be on a game show and could pick one person from the row to live with on a stranded island for a month who would it be and why What animal best matches J Describe Jin one word What kind of pet would you pair each member off row with What is Fourth Paw Which members have their belly button pierced Name an alumnus of J row including their rookie name Tis good to be in fJ row because finish the sentence How many members of Row have pooped their pants in their lives Name them Who s the last J Row member you ve wanted to punch in the face Stop FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS The first person to reach this stand up and yell what time it is in the appropriate manner because of the week The second person to reach this stand up and sing Its round on the ends The third person to reach this stand up and fake an orgasm The fourth person to reach this go sit on i s lap and talk dirty to him Out of JJ Row who is the Funniest Shyest Most Forgiving Most Unforgiving Best Friend Most likely to pass out drunk Most likely
4. to poop their pants Most likely to succeed Most interesting Most ADD Scariest One you will miss the most Most likely to tell you to fuck off Person who you want to be List each member offfRow and write down what instrument they played before they started playing mellophone Which members have the worst field awareness Which member of fJ row would you vote off the island Which vet would you pick to win in a fight Skittles vs HAM Pickles vs Totem Dartboard vs Bill Minnie vs Patty Spatss vs Patty Kiki vs Muffin Kenneth vs Powerthirst The Rest of the Band What creature does Dr Woods most resemble What does the drum major yell after post game Describe ff row ina haiku poem What would you do if you were wF for a day How many gay guys are in band How many lesbians Name them and their row If one of the rookies became infected with Leptospirosis how long would it take our rookies to become infected What signs and symptoms would there be Where did the Index case pick up the disease How would you prevent spread of Lepto to other rookies Why are vets immune to the disease If you were gay or straight if you are already gay who in the band would you be gay or straight with Why Who is Fessler and why should you be scared of him Name all the rows in the band Include mascot squad leaders instrumentation and a fun fact about the row PHYSICAL CHALLENGE See MM and he will gi
5. EXHIBIT A Welcome Rookies Tis the time of the quarter for your band final The purpose of this examination is to test your knowledge of The Ohio State University Marching Band and what you have learned thus far from your vets Throughout the examination there is to be absolute silence If we catch so much as a peep out of you unless it is specifically asked for in this test be prepared to lose what little personal space you possess Cell phones will be limited to emergencies only If we catch you texting especially to each other there will be consequences Answer all questions completely and to the best of your ability If you lack KNOWLEDGE use CREATIVITY Strive for perfection and as always Go Bucks Sincerely Your Row Vets Where will be in 20 years Rookie Predictions and Burns Now s your chance take your best shot at your fellow horns Each name may only be used once and all must be used J Row Row Who gets around more than a town bicycle Who is the biggest nerd Who is the most unfortunate looking Who acts like a little bitch all the time Who is the most annoying drunky Mcdrunkereson Who has the smallest wang tits Who would you want to slap in the face Who can t play in tune worth a damn Who needs to get a fucking clue on the field Who desperately needs a breath mint Who should have an instruction manual for their genitals Who will get the fattest in 10 years Whose j
6. of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels But only grand masters like the Big Johnson have perfected it 66 cc Heteroflexible It s not my fault I was drunk and it was fun What can I say I m heteroflexible Tossing Salad the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass and probing all around the circumference of the asshole while aiding the person in masturbation cc cc Determine what each statement is describing 1 When I go in I might cause pain I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow I can fill your hole What am I 2 A finger goes in me You fiddle with me when you re bored The best man always has me first What am I 3 I m spread before I m eaten Your tongue gets me off People sometimes lick my nuts What am I 4 1 go in hard I come out soft You blow me hard What am I 5 All day long it s in and out I discharge loads from my shaft Both men and women go down on me What am I 6 I come in many sizes When I m not well I drip When you blow me you feel good What am I 7 If I miss I hit your bush It s my job to stuff your box When I come it s news What am I 8 I offer protection I get the finger ten times You use your fingers to get me off What am I 9 I assist an erection Sometimes big balls hang from me I m called a big swinger What am I 10 This useful tool commonly found in the range of 6 inches long The functioning of which i
7. okes are the worst you ve ever heard Whose driver s license should be revoked PHYSICAL CHALLENGE A vet in Row has a task for the four of you You must discover the vet that has the task by using the password Lemon Sherbert Boner Question List all the Members of Row in descending order from deepest box to largest penis Explain your reasoning in 2 to 3 sentences Get up and give every row member a HUG Rookies as a member of the OSUMB you are expected to know some of the rich history behind our prestigious organization Here are a few questions that will test your knowledge What year was the OSUMB established How many members were in the first band How many members are in the current band How many march in the block What instruments make up that block and how many of each are there What is the story behind the Gold Pants Who gave the band the name TBDBITL What s the story behind it Who and what is the band s mascot What was the previous mascot and what was his name What award did the band receive for being one of the top bands in the country What are some of the marching band innovations that were first tried and developed at Ohio State There are at least 5 When was the first Script Ohio performed Which marching band director left for war and then returned post war In what year were women allowed in the band Who was the director at that time How did Skull Session get
8. s enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually found hung dangling loosely ready for instant action It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other In use it is quickly inserted almost always willingly some times slowly sometime quickly into a warm fleshy moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic pulsing sound resulting from the well lubricated movements When finally withdrawn it leaves behind a juicy frothy sticky white substance some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest ready for yet another bit of action hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day but often much less What is it Please rank the rows in the band in order of their attractiveness giving a detailed explanation of their rank Remember to be creative In your most extensive sexual and musical terminology please explain a rusty trombone Please explain the best way to achieve a soaked reed Please stand and sing in your most impressive big black gospel voice the corresponding line of Amazing Grace as each of
9. tio The term use in polite company which refers to the subservient act of orally stimulating the male sex organ with but not limited to the lips mouth and tongue during which suction pressure is applied to the male organ usually resulting in the need to shampoo 66 cc Blumpkin Suzie saw Dave on the shitter and in her state of drunkenness gave nick a most excellent blumpkin Rusty Trombone While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels Cunnilingus The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina cc cc Spiderman Dude I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about Space Docking Sally didn t much appreciate Charlie s failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night Pink Sock Stop taking pictures and take me to the hospital you gave me a pink sock you mother fucker Shocker The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening normally the index and middle fingers and 1 into the anus normally the pinky finger This is usually performed when she is laying back in the deep thrust postion see deep thrust for more hardcore info Commonly described a numerous number of ways e g 2 in the pink 1 in the stink two in the grass one in the ass two in the slut one in the butt two in the koot one in the boot goin to town with one in the brown and many more this method
10. ve you your task Enjoy and be creative How many people have you had sex with or kissed if u still have your V card Why would you drive your Chevy to the levy if the levy was dry What color are your underoos Who smells like fart the most Have you ever peed in a swimming pool Have you ever cried about something band related When was the last time Are you a grower or a shower if you don t know what this means ask a neighbor What did you dream last night A pet you want to have Why does MAch G amp n suck In what shape would you create a device capable of destroying the Earth and where would you keep it If people ate and shat out of their mouths what would the anus be used for When dog food is new and improved tasting who tests it If Americans throw rice at weddings what do Asians throw Word Association Given the following words write the first thing that comes to mind Rubber Red Salt Remote Gun Bus Liberal Zebra Conservative Stick Treble Dingo Pillow Panama Provide a detailed account of The Epic Rise of John Waters on the remainder of this page or any other space you can find if your story is that good Name all the Big Ten Schools their mascots record as of today and their current Big Ten ranking Write a short story using the following words phrases BOX hammy situation lettuce navy hymn
11. you come to this question Melismatic runs and embellishment are encouraged 1st person to get to the question Amazing grace how sweet the sound 2 person That saved a wretch like me 34 person I once was lost 4th person But now I m found 5th person Was blind but now I see Please compose a brief melody or rap including at least 5 of the following words Now stand up and sing it Clams Casino Plume Lettuce Baton Mary Magdalene Hot chicken Drill Fluffer Shocker Boner Spats lube BOXed lunch cabbage case Video Rookie History of the World Part Welcome to the History portion of your Midterm This portion of the examination will test your general knowledge about American and World History from any time period Serious yet funny answers are encouraged This is a serious examination just as History is a serious subject Remember those who do not remember the events of the past are doomed to repeat them Have Fun and Carpe Diem 1 History is all around us President Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and President Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln For your first task you must take each member of Row and pair him or her with a historical figure that they most represent in looks attitude or policy Once each member of Row is paired write 2 3 sentences explaining why you paired them with that figure Men can be paired with women and vice versa Do something related to your rookie trick NOW TAP TAP TAP HI
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